5 Secrets of Invisibility

Being invisible is startlingly easy to achieve. Here are five easy ways to get started:

1. Be short. 5'6" works for me.
2. Wear soft soled shoes. 
3. Dress in a unremarkable fashion. No logos or bright colors.
4. Be polite; this will keep people's backs to you. (they went first)
5. Make no sudden movements.

This will work so well that soon you'll be ready for my next installment: 5 Things to Get People to Notice You.