5 Questions Google *Should* Be Asking

1. Who is the current host of the Daily Show (TRICK QUESTION)?
2. How many golf balls are in your apartment?
3. When was the last time you saw a manhole cover? What shape was it?
4. You're small enough to fit under the blades of a blender. Where can I get some of that weed?
5. I have a map and four colored markers. Write a program to paint each state so no two bordering states use the same color so I can go smoke this joint and do some real work.